Not many
days have passed when Mr Vadra hit the news headlines again. No, not with the
scams this time..but with his twitter followings..and the tweet: “Mango People in Banana Republic”. This tweet was one of its own kinds. The short
tweet of 32 characters (much beyond the twitter’s 140 characters limitations)
was a missile and is indeed the perfect summary, if you write about the common
man of the World’s largest democracy, India..!!
I don’t know
whether I should be happy or unhappy for being the one among the several Mango
people in the country..?? But, hell yes, I am a part of it.
I am one
among the common crowd of the common people who still thinks he is powerful
because he has the power to vote. I am the one who thinks the opposition party
in the running government would be a successful and the worthy ruling party in
the next session. I am the one who still hesitates to go to the police station
to seek help or to inform about some lame thing happening. I am the one who
still believes getting things done from the government offices mean bribing the
juniors/helpers. I am one among that mango crowd who feels paying bucks for
passport verification to police comes under a regulated scheme of passport
making. I am one among the people who thinks travelling in public transport may
be the last tour, I do. I am one among the several mangoes who still refers BIHAR as LALU YADAV’s Dynasty, MUMBAI
as BOLLYWOOD City, GUJARAT as RIOT CITY and DELHI as RAPE CITY. I am the one among the
several people who thinks “Saving taxes means adding to the property”. I belong
to that group of common people who think fundamental rights can easily be
accessed and the one who doesn't give fundamental duties a damn..!! I am one
among the crowd who barks “Incredible India” but end up being a mere spectator
of the heinous rape incidents, followed by being a member of the candle march
done in order to protest. I am one among that crowd who believes the great news
reporters charging allegations on the people fighting against the corruption, a
news channel headed by the Murderers..!! I am one among the several people who believes
Kasab was really hanged. I am one
among the crowd standing behind the doors of the celebrities and declare day a
successful just because I met him. I am the one from that crowd who listens to
all the politics on the tea-stall and decide the future of the country with a
cigarette in my hand. I am one from the crowd who thinks we have right to discuss
about Sachin’s retirement. I am the one who can prove to be a good coach if
given a chance because I can surely teach as how to bowl and how should the
fielders be set and practised. I am the one who thinks reservation is
worthless, but then stand for it near the Parliament. I am the one who thinks
strike is the best remedy to any problems in the country and that the
government really pays heed to it. I am the one who still prepares for IAS
exams and dreams to change the country’s future, but end up demanding cashes,
when people come for help. I am also one among the several people following
Asharam Bapu and believing that calling the rapists, BHAIYA can save girls from
being raped. Eventually I am also one among the several people enjoying Arnab
Goswami’s bash to the President’s son, Abhijit Mukherjee, for calling “dented
and painted women vulnerable to being raped.” I am one among crowd of several
renowned institutions of the country; say IITs and IIMS, who believe India a
place not worthy to live in. I am one from the group of people against the
hating speech of Mr Owaisi, but could otherwise fight in favour of Hindus,
Muslims, and Christians, if a riot occurs.
Lastly, to
conclude, I am one from the group of that Mango people who has answer to every
questions and the one who ends up every time saying, “I am a common man. What
can I do..??”
So, Mr
Robert the nation’s son-in-law Vadra (his full name), what I say is; you are
right. Yes, we are mango people.
Of course
with no offence,
Love,
Utk..!!
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